Cafes vs. Fast Food: Cafe burgers are usually more expensive and higher quality.
Best FAST FOOD BURGERS
The Majors:
Those rating B+ to A-
IF BURGERS ARE CUSTOMIZED, PER OUR SPECS BELOW THIS LIST, THESE ARE THE TOP 8 NATIONAL CHAINS:
1. Mooya
2. Five Guys
3. Smashburger
4. Freddy's
5. Shake Shack
6. Habit
7. Culver
8. Wendy's
DETAILS OF THE ABOVE 8 ARE BELOW with many others:
NOTE: All are better with no cheese, unless at Smashburger, Mooya and Culver (high grade cheddar at each; all other brands taste worse with cheese, using cheap, bad-tasting American cheese)
NOTE: All are better with no bacon. We tried them with and without bacon and cheese and various other combinations at all places below:
1. Mooya Burgers, small national chain. Provo has the only one in Utah. SEE NOTES ABOVE
2. Five Guys. No cheese or bacon. Get tomato, lettuce, raw onion, pickle, mayo, single patty B+
Five Guys, with cooked mushrooms, onions, green peppers, tomato, lettuce, and mayo B+
3. Smashburger Jalapeno Baja. Order it as is, with chipotle bun (which comes with it) and jalapeno sauce (which comes with it): B+
4. Freddy's Steakburger, chain, locations in Utah: Midvale and Draper. Great buttered bun, pickle, B+
meat: B-/B, bun: B/B+, bacon alone: B; if burger is with bacon: B
5. Shake Shack: Burger: B/B+ (fries B+, choc shake: C+/B-), Burger if served with bacon: B-, if with cheese: B, if with bacon and cheese B-, bacon alone: B-
6. The Habit, chain. Total: B with raw onions and all other condiments as listed above. (Get the double char. This fresh beef is charbroiled. It's "In-and-Out Meets Burger Supreme." Never frozen, tender, no grizzle, higher grade beef than In-and-Out. No cheese (unfortunately, American or Swiss). A highly fresh, soft sesame seed bun (nothing creative), and iceberg lettuce (our least favorite) but crisp and fresh, and thin tomatoes unfortunately. The carmelized onion and mayo make it really nice, but after eating two in one week, we kinda got tired of its very specific onion flavor, as good as it is.) Meat: B (flavor: B/B+, quality: C+/B-), bun: B
7. Culvers: if with one patty: B-, if with two: C+, if with cheddar: B
(Note: meat alone: B, bacon alone: C-, bun: C+/B-). Note: If no cheddar added, this is a B- burger and rates below Wendy's.)
8. Wendy's notes 3 paragraphs below.
9. Maddox, Layton and Brigham City. Order the Red Sauce - it's thousand island dressing with mustard in place of ketchup, with the mayo and chopped pickles. Surprisingly good sauce for a decent burger. Grades: burgers (great red sauce: like thousand island dressing but mustard instead of mayo). bun: B-/B. meat: B- (it needs more fat and seasoning); minus red sauce (with just ketchup and mustard) it scores B/B+; with "red sauce" it scores B+
10. Cubby's, several Utah locations
High quality ingredients but with two problems: the ground steak is too strong and apparently lacks having enough fat, and the deli buns are too thick and not soft enough. Fix those 2 things and they would jump up a grade on these 3 burgers:
a. "Dragonslayer" burger with blue cheese (buffalo sauce, spring mix, remove carmalized onions, add tomato; mild bleu cheese inside meat: total B+
b. Houdini burger (customized with no cheese, no bacon, but with its regular mushrooms Total: B. Adding their excellent smoked gruyere cheese and applewood smoked bacon: B+
c. version of Houdini customized into a regular burger: lettuce, tomato, raw onion. If no cheese and bacon, it gets a B. Adding cheese and bacon: B+
The Mid-majors: Those rating B to B/B+
Wendy's
a. Dave's Single. B (Customized with mayo, no ketchup,. Note: Don't bother with their Jr. bacon cheeseburger, with a cheap yellow bun and thin meat and horrible cheese, rates a C; with no cheese it's a bit better: C/C+; specifically: bun B - - , meat B-/B. total (Pak): B-.B
2018:
a. Signature Crafted burger with artisan bun, guac pico (artisan bun C, new, fresh beef B/B+, total: B
b. new quarter pounder (leave off the horrible American cheese): customized now, with lettuce, tomato, raw onion, pickles and mayo: B
c. (Note: their once innovative Big Mac, compared to much better burgers now, rates a C-, as so many other burgers have surpassed them over the decades.)
BYU Baseball Stadium (and presumably other sporting event snack places on campus) B
Chom Burger, Provo: non-customized, standard burger: B-. Delete American cheese and smash sauce/ketchup, replacing with mayo, to bring it up to: B
JCW's Burger Boys (among the cheapest and worst cheddar cheeses we've had; but American cheese is possibly worse). Char-grilled. Bun: B/B+, meat B, total: B
These next 5 are truly charbroiled over coals; they along with B&D and the now defunct Palace Burgers all broke off from a Greek immigrant who started Astro Burger; the one exception may be Crown, which might have started on their own, but the owner is also Greek.
Atlantis, Salt Lake and Bountiful - charbroiled B
Burger Supreme, Provo.- charbroiled (meat quality C, flavor B+, bacon B, bun B) total B
Apollo, Orem - charbroiled B
Crown Burger, various SLC locations. (meat taste B, quality C-) total burger package - charbroiled B
Astro Burger, SLC - charbroiled B
Chubby's, Pleasant Grove.
a. bacon mushroom swiss (very nice housemade mushroom sauce) (we subbed out Swiss for pepperjack for a nice touch), meat rates C+B- and B+ bun. total grade: B/B+
b. reg. burger with tom, let, onion B/B+
c. reg. cheeseburger, another visit (meat C-) total B
Culvers B
In and Out - West coast chain as far east as Utah. Uses only fresh beef. B
Famous Dave's BBQ burger, national chain B
Carl's Jr., including the Star and other burgers. B
The Minors Those Rating C to B -
2018
Millie's Burgers, Sugarhouse (SLC) B -
Dairy Queen (it used to be a bit better when char-grilled) B -
Sonic Drive-In (chain) B -
A&W papa burger (lettuce, tomato, onion, meat C+, bun B-), with fry sauce, B -
Rumbi Grill, delete pineapple B-, with bacon B - -
BYU Scoreboard burger (bun too thick C) total C+/B-
B&D, SLC - our least favorite of the Greek-inspired charbroiled burgers, from the one test we did several years ago. Meat had too much grizzle. C+/B-
Purple Turtle, PG C+
Ripple's Drive-In, Provo C+
Burger King's Whopper - gas grilled C+
Dairy Queen C+
Del Taco (it used to be better), tested again in 2018: C
Note: We've tested many other fast food places that graded out at C's and B's, but our emphasis (and what we saved most of our notes for) are places rating B+ to A- above.
SEE CAFE BURGERS BELOW . . .
The Test for Fast Food Burgers – how it happened
Editor's note: In the late 1980's I, the editor, met a woman who ran a foster home for girls. She told me she took her girls every Monday to a different burger place in Utah Valley, and they rated them.
Inspired by that fabulous craziness, in 2002 my buddy Larry and I decided to hit every burger joint in Utah County and every one in Salt Lake Valley on lengthy State Street, as well as 2100 South, plus a few others in the valley, and all in Heber and Midway. We went to 42 in one summer while on business errands, over and over again, comparing the best ones in a "play-off" system.
(We initially spent a whole summer going to three or four fast-food places per day, a couple times per week at lunch, actually testing them side by side, until we came up with what were obvious play-off contenders. Then we tested the playoff contenders only, side by side, which took more weeks, until we came up with the best of the best, listed above.)
Since then, more of us have joined in, and we've tested another dozen new, fast food places - as well as a couple dozen of the more expensive, creative cafes starting in 2013.
At each one we tested cheeseburgers, chocolate shakes, fries, and (if they battered their own fish) fish and chips.
But we did not do it by bracketing just any ole' place against another at random –
Some day we may add the specific ratings of every food at every place we tested, but for now - here are the winners.
A final NOTE on testing fast food burgers:
The fast-food charbroiled places like Atlantis, Apollo, Burger Supreme, B&D Burger and others on the Wasatch Front were all break offs of the original Greek place, Astro Burger, at 3877 South State St in SLC. Various employees broke off from the owner, a really nice Greek fellow, then other employees (at the new places) broke away from the break-aways. But all those charbroiled places have their roots with the original guy at Astro. Some are actually better than the original.
Now . . . the best CAFE Burgers:
Grade A
1. Black Sheep, Provo. Bison deluxe: meat: A-, bu, toasted pretsel: A, sauce A, total: A/A+
(Lesser burgers there: Black Sheep Burger: B/B+, etc.)
2. Winger's -
(We tried them all. These burgers all have the following grade: Bun B+. Great charbroiled meat A-/A)
a. Roadhouse Burger: (meat A-, bun B+) total: A-
b. Ranch Burger (you can substitute ranch dressing for the mayo to create their old Ranch Burger) B+
c. Don't get Teriyaki (is glazed with teriyaki sauce on the grill on the meat, and "island teriyaki" on the bun) B/B+)), Double sauced with amazing sauce on one bun and bootleg bbq sauce on the other bun(B-) or Wingers Sauce burger (C/C+),
3. Station 22, Provo. NOTE: IN 2022 MOST OF THESE ARE GONE.
2018 NOTES: Get the Honest Abe and Golden State. Both: A-
Two of their 4 burgers: A-
a. Honest Abe (butter and mayo sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheddar) total A-
b. Chubby Checker (with unsmoked pulled pork) A - -
c-1. Golden State (sweet roasted red pepper and pesto mayo sauce, insert the additionally served items of avocado, tomato, and spring mix) total B+
c-2. NOT AS GOOD AS THE ABOVE THREE: Jack Kareuok (mozzala cheese) B-
Virg's, SLC valley and Tooele, 4 locations. A-
AND MORE, NOT NUMBERED:
Places we have both tried and not tried amount to dozens more. But some, whose notes we saved, follows:
Buffalo Wild Wings, chain. A- bleu cheese sauce burger
The only "A" rated one is the bleu cheese sauce burger. It gets an A-. The meat is only a C- (average-minus), but the bun rates a B+ and the super-mild bleu cheese dressing not only gets an A+ but makes the burger sing. Their other burgers range from C's to B's - don't bother with them.
Burger item grades:
u. bleu burger A-
v. burger with ranch dressing B+
w. burger with southwest ranch C+
burger add-ons:
x. bacon C
y. bun B+
z. meat C+/B-
More of the next best CAFE Burgers: Grade B+
El Tropical, Provo. Chimichuri burger (but no chimichuri flavor, unfortunately, when we tested it) B+
Cafe 300, Provo
a. THE HIGHER RATED BURGER: bleu cheese burger (no sauce, bu request tomato, lettuce, bleu cheese, and mayo with the bleu!) B+
b. cheeseburger (meat B) total B
Red Lobster. meat flavor B+, but meat overall C+; with added lettuce and tomato B+
Iggy's Black and Bleu B+ (don't get their Bistro: C-). It does have nice, mild bleu cheese.
Grades:
a. black and bleu burger (sesame bun, glazed teriyaki sauce, bleu cream cheese, blackened burger - meat C, lettuce, tomato) total B+
b. bistro burger (no seseme bun, olives - strong bad taste, tepenade mix of bleu cheese and parm over lettuce and onions with garlic aioli and strong balsamic, plus tomato on french bun, meat C) total C-
ABG's (A. Beuford Gifford's) Bar and Grill, Provo
a. ABG Classic Double with bacon (bun A, charbroiled angus B+, bacon A-. American cheese. CUSTOM ORDER IT WITH MAYO, avocado, and red onion, lettuce, tomato) total grade B+
b. ditto with spicy chiptole aioli on it, which normally comes with it (at least when we had it), dropped the grade down to a B-
c. Hickory Burger (with cheddar and bacon) they make their own BBQ sauce, which grades a B+, but we're not fans of BBQ sauce on burgers, because it clashes with the flavor of the buns, tomato, onions, lettuce, etc. B
Note: they have great custom sauces (they make their own).
Red Robbin, chain. B+ Their best burger of the 19 offerings, for us, was the reg. cheeseburger, tomato, lettuce, etc. Their Special Red Sauce is house-made Thousand Island Dressing (mayo + ketchup + pickle relish: best ever thousand island dressing. (This burger's meat rated a B, the bun a B, the house-made Thousand Island Dressing an A, the cheap cheddar a C, an anemic, orange-ish tomato slice a D, and unfortunately iceberg lettuce, the cheapest of all lettuce - D.). Total: B+
Note about sauce for burgers: We mostly prefer mayo for great burgers unless there is a special sauce that is truly special (like Station 22, Spark's molasses sauce when they were in business, Wild Mustang, A. Beuford Gifford, and Black Sheep)!
The next level of Cafe Burgers ( B/B+)
(all are essentially tied):
Slate, Provo: angus
burger (meat B, bacon C+, bun B, no sauce) B/B+
Communal, Provo. B/B+. Garlic mayo. toasted bun C+. spring mix, tomato , pickle. meat: B. (Note: This is one of our Top 6 restaurants in Utah Valley (along with Chef's Table, Station 22, Black Sheep, Harvest, and Sundance), but the burgers aren't spectacular.
Sundance, Provo. B/B+ (meat, cooked stove top B, no sauce, chargrilled bun on inside rates a B+ for the bun alone) (this was rated in May 2013; a new chef may have changed t his burger, as new chefs come and go there and usually change the food)
Snake Creek Grill, Heber City (bision) B/B+
Slate Restaurant, Provo (bison) B/B+
Slate Restaurant, Provo
a. free range bison burger (bacon C+, the sauce makes it, as a light coat on lower bun) A-
b. angus burger (meat B, bacon C+, bun B, no sauce) B/B+
Marley's Sliders, Lindon, Provo FAST FOOD B/B+
a. Classic (we tried all 15, including breakfast sliders) B/B+
Antonella's Artisan Bread Cafe B/B+
with no cheese B/B+
bun alone (fantastic!, house-made) A
sirloin ground beef B
with bacon B/B+
Little America Hotel, SLC cafe, total with onion, mayo, pepper jack, shredded cabbage, brown gravy a nice touch!: total: B/B+
bun alone: B/B+
wago burger meat alone: flavor with seasoning C+/B-, texture A, meat total B/B+
Pollo Royo, SLC and Provo B/B+
Smokehouse BBQ, Orem B/B+
Harvest, Thanksgiving Point. Burger:
2018: meat B/B+, bun B+, pak: B/B+
2015, unfortunately now no longer served: Buffalo burger: A (if you leave off the bleu cheese)
2018: meat B/B+, bun B+,pak: B/B+.
Bison burger (remove bleu cheese - too strong for some as it is medium-strong; but keep everything else with it! As is, it's a B for some, an A for others who love stronger bleu cheese. Also has melted gruiere cheese - really a nice touch. High quality A grade meat: Best bison burger we've had in the state, followed by Snake Creek Grill in Heber City and Slate Restaurant in Provo). (Grades: bison A, bacon A, grilled bun A, leaf lettuce, good, grilled mushrooms, tomato, gruiere cheese, but no special house sauce.) A
The next level of Cafe Burgers (B and B-)
(all are essentially tied):
Smokin Bones, Bountiful
a. grilled beef with smoked pulled pork. Currently B
b. same with sauce B/B+
Sean's Smokehouse, Saratoga Springs. Cheeseburger B, Better than average meat patty on a decent bun B
Burgers and Bourbon, Park City. Smokehouse burger. B
OUT OF BUSINESS - cafes with excellent, A- burgers:
1. Spark, Provo. Americana and BLT Burger. All 3 use Kobe-style beef - fantastic. $15 makes these two the highest-priced on the list, but worth it.
a. Americana (cheddar, tomato, red onion, spring mix, molasses-beer sauce A) total A+
b. BLT (bacon, swiss, spring mix, tomato, sundried tomato aioli) A+
c.
southwestern (pepper-jack, guac, chipotle aioli, spring mix, red
tortilla chips) total: B- with red tortilla chips, B+ with no red
tortilla chips
2. Boudreaux's Bistro, Salem A-/A
This Cajun food place has one burger only, the Boudreaux Burger. The meat is seasoned with Cajun spices (very mildly) and gets an A-. It's also likely marinated or cooked in such a way that it's actually very tender. It's one of the highest quality meats we tested, for those reasons. The bun is unfortunately a grocery store like sesame seed bun but at least it's grilled. They put in cheap iceburg lettuce and a thin, anemic tomato slice, plus mayo.
3. Big Bones BBQ, Spanish Fork. A-
4. Chef's Table, Orem. A- Get the BAC and the Bleu. Both: A-
a. BAC burger
(no sauce, meat A, sesame store bun, bacon A-) total A-
b. Bleu burger (wing sauce, melted gorgonzola) A-
The Bleu uses buffalo sauce and has nice melted gorgonzola cheese. The BAC bacon rates A-. Bun is a boring sesame bun, nothing special like the buns at the other top places. No sauce comes with the BAC. The meat is an A, 2nd best meat we found, after the Kobe-style at Spark.
5. Wild Mustang, Orem. One burger offered. A-.
Great secret sauce. The smoked Angus also helps. (Grades: great secret yellow sauce A, bun B+, smoked Angus A-, however meat is B- if no chargrilled flavor) total A-
6. Joe's
Gourmet Burgers, Provo, 500 North Freedom Blvd. You can tell these are
foodies that run the place. They know what they're doing. Stoneman
Burger: secret sauce on one bun, mustard on the other, sauteed
mushrooms, onions, guac, tomato. Only a decent bun. Meat quality: B-/B)
Total grade: B+/A-. Price: Only $7.50, which compares to those at other places costing $10-15.)
7. Palace Burger, SLC A-
OUT OF BUSINESS - cafes with good, B+ burgers:
Sea Bears, Bountiful. Very decent burger. The meat is never frozen but seems to lack having enough fat, or it could grade higher. While there, order the fantastic catfish fish and chips - #1 fish and chips in Utah! See our site, "Best Fish and Chips in Utah," for a complete run-down of probably every place in the state that batters their own fish! Burger: B
This was a B+ place:
Sammy's Cafe, Provo We've tried 'em all a couple times. Your best bet: you have to customize it to get a B+:
a.
Budah Burger C as is. (To make it a B, customize it thus: keep swiss
cheese, spam, grilled pineapple, ettuce, tomato, mayo; delete the
grilled onions, bacon, and teriyaki sauce, as they compete with the
other main flavors that are good by themselves. meat C) total, with
changes: B
b.
Hyrum's Awesome Aussie. B- as is. (To make it B+, customized it thus:
keep egg, cheddar, grilled pineapple, lettuce. Delete ham and onions.
Add tomato, mayo, spam. The beet is ok but optional) total with changes:
B+ Note: The grade of meat is especially cheap or this re-worked Hyrum's Aussie would get an A- or higher.
Cony's, Orem and American Fork. It was better before they changed their meat. B+
State Street Grill, Pleasant Grove.
a. mushroom and onion burger (meat B-, many mushrooms) total B+
b. bleu cheese burger (strong cheese) D
THIS GREAT BURGER NO LONGER SERVED, BUT STILL IN BUSINESS:
. . . Carl Jr's Natural Burger (Note: their Star, California Classic, and other burgers that they still serve rate a B/B+). Kudos for them going Natural, with a great bun with it. Comes with mayo-mustard-ketchup sauces on it - we suggest you request they leave off the mustard and cheese!. bun alone B+, meat B, bacon B/B+, total B+, total with bacon B/B+
Some specialty BIG CHAIN BURGERS in June 2013, now gone:
1. McDonald's Bacon Habenero Ranch. B/B+. Bun is cheap, though it tries to look upscale. The beef is a B-. Cheap, thin, pre-cooked bacon. Sauce is not bad but spicy.
2. McDonald's Deluxe. B+ Mayo with mustard, not mixed, gives a good flavor. Same bun as above.
3. Wendy's Bacon Italian style - forget the name. C. The bun is cheap, thick stuff and the meat is C+. But the thicker bacon is MUCH better than McD's. The sun dried tomatoes and Italian style flavor isn't to our liking.
Note of 2 September of new releases:
4. Wendy's Pretzel bacon cheese burger B-/B (best they have)
5. McDonald's Quarterpounder BLT B-/B.
6. McDonald's Create Your Own. Editor prefers only tomato, raw onion, lettuce, pickle. He also tried mushroom and raw onion. Both got a B
7. More Wendy's:
a. Double Stack. a newer creation now at Wendy’s and the only one we love there; PS. Wendy’s uses fresh beef, like In and Out)
b. bacon burger (bacon B-, beef B) total B-/B
8. More Discontinued McDonalds burgers - some of these are no longer offered; they often come up with a burger to test but which doesn't last
a. bacon clubhouse burger - too much sauce - beef alone: B, bun: B-, bacon: C-/C, total: C
b. Deluxe burger C+ (with bun quality C+
c. bacon cheddar burger, with leaf lettuce, tomato (bun: B, bacon C-, beef B-, total: B/B+
d. queso burger (strong S.W. flavor) B-
e. quarter pounder blt (bacon B+, beef B-) B-/B
f. Jan 2018: signature crafted garlic and white cheddar burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, garlic, dried flaked garlic C/C+
g. July 2017: sweet BBQ bacon burger B
h. maple back dijon
NO LONGER AVAILABLE AT Smashburger: spinach, tomato, and goat cheese burger: B. Add mayo to it and replace the goat cheese with double cheddar slice, to improve the grade.